SMS

Koi Magrur hokar pita hai,
koi Mazabur hokar pita hai.
Kambakht is sharab ko pine ke bad he
Aadami asal Zindagi jeeta hai.

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Differences compared to Girl or Boy when proposed Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed. 1 Nahi 2 Mujhe waqt chahiye 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love

Teacher and Student – thats funny Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do

PHOOL

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Hum aapko kabhi khone nahin denge…

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Deng

Bedhadak khoob baar baar karo, Aaj buss Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar karo, Itna paya hai….kuch to loutaoo, Pyaar me yaar…na kuch udhaar karo, Phir kisse roz vaade karna, Aaj ki baat aar paar karo, Meri nazare jawab de dengi, Puch ke naa sharmsaar karo, Pyaar karna na jante hoto, Apni bahain ghumavdaar karo.

Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke door..

Hindi Raksha Bandhan SMS for Brother Rishta hai janmo ka hamara, Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara, Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya, Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein. “Happy Raksha Bandhan” to My Dearest Brother. ` Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai… Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.” ` Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother… Just kidding as always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai, har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai, ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya, kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS Hello Bhaiya, How R U? Rakhi Bhej Di He,Mil Jayegi. Mera Cel Kharab He Isliye Me Inke Cell Se Sms Kar Rahi Hu. Tumhari Pyari Katrina.

How to identify an engineering student 1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus. 2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam. 3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression. 4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions. 5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..

Make Your Mobile Not Reachable Often we are busy with something or with our Girls friend and don’t want to be disturbed. But at the same time we just can’t switch off our official mobile. So what if it says ‘Not Reachable’ when called ? Just pull out the battery when the phone is still switched on. It will show not reachable when called. Try at your own risk.