KRISHNA JANMASHTMI SMS

Ek Radha Ek Meera Dono ne shyam ko chaaha ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar kis ki preet kare sweekar Happy janmashtami.. ` Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar. ` Gokul me jo kare niwas, Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya, aise hamare kishan kanhaiya. May Krishna fulfill all your wishes. Happy Janamasthami! ` Aao milkar sajaaye nandal ko,aao milkar karein gungaan unka,jo sabko raah dikhaate hai aur sabki bigdi banate hain, chalo dhoom dhaam se manaaye janmadin unka…janmashtami ki subhkamnaayein…

Tumhari Yaadein Tumko to bhul jayenge magar tumhari yaadein kaise bhulayenge jab bhi hogi pehli baarish tumko samne payenge woh bundo se bhara chehra tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge bahegi jab bhi sard hawaein hum khud ko tanha payenge ehsaas tumhare saath ka hum kaise mehsoos kar payenge is daudti hui zindagi mein to hum bilkul hi ruk hi jayenge thaam lo hume thamne se pehle hum kaise yun ji payenge le dubega ye dard humein aur hum jeete ji mar jayenge… Phir Se Shuru Kare Zindagi… Shayad yeh waqt humse koi chaal chal gaya, rishta wafa ka aur hi rangon mein dhal gaya, ashqon ki chandni se thi behtar woh dhoop hi, uss modd se shuru kare phir se zindagi… Ahista ahista… Ahista ahista aapka yakeen karne lage hain…. Ahista ahista aapke kareeb aane lage hain… Dil tho dene se ghabraathe hain… Magar ahista ahista aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hain…. Aapse kaha nahi kuch humne… Magar ahista ahista aapke lafzon per aetebaar karne lage hain… Aapka dil dharaktha hai tho… Ahista ahista humme wo dharkane sunaaye dene lagthi hain… Aapki aankhon mein jo mohabbat hai… Ahista ahista wo humme nazar aane lagi hai… Aapse milkar yaad aane lagi wo beethi hui baatein… Magar ab ahista ahista bhulaane lage hain hum wo dard ka ehsas…. Najaane kyun badal ne lagi hai yeh soch hamaari… Magar ahista ahista saare shikwe gile mitne lage hain…

Hindi SMS - Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz! Kyu hota h ai pya r…? adab dosto.hope so apko pasand ayegi..comments ka intazar rahega geetaliji,jindgiji,sagarji,naik ji……………. Kyu hota hai pyar —————– aap mile ho hume kuch is tarah, khila ho banjar me phool jis tarah….. bhatak rahe the zindagi ke andhero me kahi, kya pata kaha se ayi ek masoom si kali….. dil kahe kar de ikraar mere yaar, par darr tha kar na de inkaar….. dekhte dekhte beet gaye din chaar, humse pehle kar diya unhone izhaar….. dil dhadak ne laga is baar, mun me mauj si uthi is baar….. in ankhon ko tha bas usi ka intazar, kya isi ko kehte hai pyar….. rehne lage har pal bekaraar, phool bhi sharmajaye gar dekhe use ek baar…… dhoondne se bhi na mile,hai hazaaro me ek mera yaar, kaise bataye tumhe,hai hume unse kitna pyar….. jaan se pyara hai woh,dil se dildar ban gaya hai woh, rub ke baad hai woh,bas qayamat tak rahe sath woh….. zindagi lage janaat se bhi pyari, sapno ki mehfil humne hai chaand pe sajayi…. phir, dil ghabraya ,aye dil mere bhai, bich safar me gadi ek judaii ki ayi….. ab tadpaye har pal tanhayi, roke bhi hum hus diye jab yaad unki ayi….. dil kahe aye khuda !! jab nahi jud sakte dil ke taar, to phir “kyu hota hai pyar………” dilse………sidh

Your name is in my heart… I got this shayri from one of my dearest friend and is always my top favourite one jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein…

For All The Lovers Chaahat ke dariya meinkoi kismat vaala hi dhoobta hai Paar vo hi hota hai jo har mushkil ka saamna kare Ae pyar karne vaalo peechey na hatna kabhi Chaahe laakh sitam zamaan kare…. dil ko seene se… Tumhari pyaar ka sila Har haal me denge Khuda bhi mange dil to Use bhi taal denge Agar dil bhi kahe ki tum bewafa ho To mere saathi Dil ko seene se nikaal denge…

SMS

Koi Magrur hokar pita hai,
koi Mazabur hokar pita hai.
Kambakht is sharab ko pine ke bad he
Aadami asal Zindagi jeeta hai.

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Differences compared to Girl or Boy when proposed Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed. 1 Nahi 2 Mujhe waqt chahiye 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love

Teacher and Student – thats funny Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do

PHOOL

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Hum aapko kabhi khone nahin denge…

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Deng

Bedhadak khoob baar baar karo, Aaj buss Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar karo, Itna paya hai….kuch to loutaoo, Pyaar me yaar…na kuch udhaar karo, Phir kisse roz vaade karna, Aaj ki baat aar paar karo, Meri nazare jawab de dengi, Puch ke naa sharmsaar karo, Pyaar karna na jante hoto, Apni bahain ghumavdaar karo.

Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke door..

Hindi Raksha Bandhan SMS for Brother Rishta hai janmo ka hamara, Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara, Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya, Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein. “Happy Raksha Bandhan” to My Dearest Brother. ` Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai… Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.” ` Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother… Just kidding as always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai, har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai, ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya, kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS Hello Bhaiya, How R U? Rakhi Bhej Di He,Mil Jayegi. Mera Cel Kharab He Isliye Me Inke Cell Se Sms Kar Rahi Hu. Tumhari Pyari Katrina.

How to identify an engineering student 1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus. 2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam. 3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression. 4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions. 5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..

Make Your Mobile Not Reachable Often we are busy with something or with our Girls friend and don’t want to be disturbed. But at the same time we just can’t switch off our official mobile. So what if it says ‘Not Reachable’ when called ? Just pull out the battery when the phone is still switched on. It will show not reachable when called. Try at your own risk.